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Sunday, July 29, 2007
![]() Double Dragon Once upon a time two outsiders decided to forgo the routine (and much enjoyed) Friday coffee run, and dusted off the old Sega Master System in order to enjoy a classic. Double Dragon! A truly great game the kind that they just don't make anymore. Pure monotonous fun (how's that for an oxymoron?) that can be split between one or two players as either Billy or Jimmy Lee (blue and red). The Sega version, was to me light years ahead of the slow paced and one player only port on the Nintendo Entertainment System; as it not only allowed for co-operative play but followed the arcade hit much more closely. Anyhow, Jay and I battled through four (yes, count them, FOUR!) levels of intense, punch, kick, punch, baseball bat, barrel, jump kick action that would make your mom's bonnet flip. I won't go into details but it went something like THIS, except, Billy (Blue player aka Jay) won the battle and assumably gets to go home with her cause 'He's A, he's A, he's A, he's A jerk. Why were they fighting over her? Beating up another guy just to be with a girl is the ULTIMATE cock block. Is that what Sou-Setsu-Ken taught the Lee brothers??? C'mon don't they know, there is no honour in cock blocking. note: Colin and Jason do not condone the act of cock blocking. That my friends is a sucker's modus operandi; they do however suggest you give Double Dragon a try and if you can't then you can at least enjoy THIS. Labels: pixels |
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